A Christmas Without Snow (TV)

(30 votes)   Rerun Van Pelt: So, Mr. Fancy Claus, remember me? My name is Rerun. What happened to all the things you were going to bring me for Christmas last year? Kind of forgot, didn't you, huh? I don't suppose you'd care to explain, would you, huh?


Charlie Browns Christmas Tales (TV) 2002

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(29 votes)   Bert: All the good songs have already been written.
Trish: Well, no one has ever written a song about me!


On the 2nd Day of Christmas (TV) 1997

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(27 votes)   Goofy: Remember when we invented the Reindeer Dance?
Max: I was 5 years old. Legally stupid.


A Goof Troop Christmas (TV) 1993

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(19 votes)   Gerda: Didn't you promise me daffodils?
Kai: Oh, they're out there, they're just a little shy, that's all. Maybe if you come skating with me they'll come out.


Snow Queen (TV) 2002

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(18 votes)   Santa: Release me fast or you will have to answer for this heinous act.


The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993

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(14 votes)   Ebenezer Blackadder: [counting the year's profits] Seventeen pounds and a penny.
Baldrick: It'd be a lot more if you didn't give away so much money to the poor.
Ebenezer Blackadder: Well, yes, but in the feeling-good ledger of life, we are rich indeed!
Baldrick: Yeah, I just wish we weren't doing so well in the bit-short-of-prezzies-and-feeling-a-gullible-prat ledger.


Blackadders Christmas Carol (TV) 1988

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(14 votes)   [Bugs is disguised as a ghost, picking up and dropping chains in the corridor outside Scrooge's bedroom]
Yosemite Sam: [gets out of bed a runs towards the door] WHAT IN SAM HILLS IS GOING ON?
[Scrooge opens the door and Bugs stops dropping the chains. Scrooge doesn't see him]
Yosemite Sam: [puzzled] I know I heard somethin'.
[Scrooge closes the door and Bugs walks up and down the corridor beating a big base drum. Scrooge opens the door again, and Bugs stops beating the drum]
Yosemite Sam: [even more puzzled] I coulda swore someone was a-beating a drum out here.
[closes the door, goes back to bed but the drumming starts again]
Yosemite Sam: [angry] OOH! I'LL...!
[Scrooge charges out of his room and runs down the corridor. His cat, a Silvester look-a-like, wakes up, sees Scrooge, attempts to get out of his way but falls down the stairs - so does Scrooge]


Bugs Bunnys Christmas Carol (TV) 1979

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(13 votes)   Ernest P. Worell: No, there's only one person authorized to operate this sack. His big, red, oneness: The Claus.


Ernest Saves Christmas 1988

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(13 votes)   Ernest P. Worell: [disguised as Marty Brock's mother] Don't try to defend him, honey, there's no future in it.


Ernest Saves Christmas 1988

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(13 votes)   Gerda: However hopeless it is I must find him.
Spring Witch: But why? Why is he worth it?
Gerda: Because he made me want to live again.


Snow Queen (TV) 2002

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(13 votes)   Mr. J.B. Baxter: Well that sounds very deep dish and high falutin'.


Christmas in July 1940

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(12 votes)   Goofy: Look what I found, Maxie! It's your old stuffed bear! You remember what you named him?
Young Max Goof: Old stuffed bear?


Mickeys Once Upon a Christmas (V) 1999

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(12 votes)   Narrator: All the Whos down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did not. The Grinch hated Christmas - the whole Christmas season. Oh, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or maybe his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the best reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.


How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (TV) 1966

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(12 votes)   Sam the Eagle: It seems the words on my mug are right: It is hard to soar with Eagles when you work with Turkeys.


Its a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (TV) 2002

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(11 votes)   Kermit: I wish I've never been born!


Its a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (TV) 2002

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