A Chorus Line

(32 votes)   Bridget Baines: [facing a pub full of rowdy drunks] My father says would you please stop making that bloody racket! Only he didn't say please like I did.


A Chorus of Disapproval 1988

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(28 votes)   Al Hirschfeld: Scuplture is really a drawing that you fall over in the dark.


The Line King: The Al Hirschfeld Story 1996

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(23 votes)   Sheila: Can I sit in your lap?
Zach: Do you always come on like this?
Sheila: No. Sometimes I'm aggressive.


A Chorus Line 1985

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(16 votes)   Drew Carey: What penguins are really thinking?
Wayne Brady: Does this tux make me look fat?
Ryan Stiles: Geez... it's cold!
Colin Mochrie: One day I'll get that Batman!


Whose Line Is It Anyway? 1988

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(15 votes)   Detective Inspector Derek Grim: Just remember Raymond, my arse is on the line and I don't want a cock up.


The Thin Blue Line 1995

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(14 votes)   Brad Sherwood: [playing Scenes from a Hat Bad Songs To Sing In Prison] Who dropped the soap? Who dropped the soap?
[Buzzer]


Whose Line Is It Anyway? 1988

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(13 votes)   Johnny Cash: [Performing at Folsom Prison] Now, I'd like to remind you all that we're recording live, so you can't say hell or **** or anything like that!


Walk the Line 2005

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(12 votes)   First Sgt. Edward Welsh: There's not some other world out there where everything's gonna be okay. There's just this one, just this rock.


The Thin Red Line 1998

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(11 votes)   Detective Inspector Derek Grim: Just remember Raymond, it's my arse and if you stuff it, I'm going to be very red in the face.


The Thin Blue Line 1995

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(10 votes)   First Sgt. Edward Welsh: In this world, a man, himself, is nothing. And there ain't no world but this one.


The Thin Red Line 1998

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(8 votes)   Brad Sherwood: [Scenes from a Hat: Dr. Seuss inspired pick-up lines] Are you my mommy?


Whose Line Is It Anyway? 1988

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(8 votes)   Clive Anderson: If our eyes were somewhere else on our bodies.
Steve Frost: [bends over] 'Scuse me, I've got something in my eye, can you get it out?


Whose Line Is It Anyway? 1988

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(8 votes)   Drew Carey: If entertainers worked funerals.
Wayne Brady: Gather round the body. Whooom! It's not there anymore!
Robin Williams: Is this the loved one? Alright Johnny, start up the truck. WOW, LOOK AT HIM MOVE! With just 6 volts, you can make your relatives dance again!
Colin Mochrie: [Pantomimes twirling the body] A dog!
Ryan Stiles: Well...
[Picks up body and holds it like a dummy]
Ryan Stiles: Frankie and I would like to thank you for coming here, isn't that right Frankie?...


Whose Line Is It Anyway? 1988

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(8 votes)   Drew Carey: Normally, I'd give Wayne all the points, but something about the way Greg was tapping his toes...
[laughs]
Drew Carey: That's right, baby. See me in my trailer after the show.


Whose Line Is It Anyway? 1988

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(8 votes)   Drew Carey: Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like a condom to a Trekkie.


Whose Line Is It Anyway? 1988

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