A Champions Fight: A Moment of Truth Movie (TV)

(31 votes)   Dr. Klahn: The CIA thinks they can infiltrate the Mountain of Dr. Klahn!
CIA Agent: You can't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow bastard.
Dr. Klahn: Take him to... Detroit!
CIA Agent: No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!


The Kentucky Fried Movie 1977

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(26 votes)   Mastodon (band): [lyrics to opening song about movie theater etiquette] Don't talk, watch! Don't talk, watch! You came here. Watch it. Don't like it? Walk out. We still have all your ****ing money. Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you. I'm sitting there! I am everywhere at once and I will cut you up. If you make out here, I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a linoleum knife. Do not explain the plot. If you don't understand, then you should not be here. Your money is now our money and we will spend it on drugs. Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly. Be considerate to others, or I will bite your torso and give you a disease. Did you bring your baby? Babies don't watch this. Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets. Run over it after the show. If I see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes. This is copyrighted movie for Time Warner. If I find that you've sold it on eBay, I will break into your house and tear your wife in half.


Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters 2007

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(22 votes)   Brian: You know how someone's appearance can change the longer you know them? How a really attractive person, if you don't like them, can become more and more ugly; whereas someone you might not have even have noticed... that you wouldn't look at more than once, if you love them, can become the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. All you want to do is be near them.


The Truth About Cats & Dogs 1996

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(20 votes)   Ivan Ooze: [Goldar grabs Ivan's shouder] Touch me again, you'll be chicken wings in the morning.


Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie 1995

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(20 votes)   Lois Lane: I'll get some iodine for that scrape. Burning, STINGING iodine.


The Batman/Superman Movie (TV) 1998

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(20 votes)   [first lines]
[last lines]
Marcel Marceau: [the only line heard] Non!


Silent Movie 1976

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(19 votes)   Preston Lacy: Only a true dork wears three pairs of underwear to keep from getting de-pants by a midget.


Making of Jackass: The Movie (TV) 2002

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(19 votes)   Trey Lipton: Whoa... Is today my birthday?


New York Beat Movie 1981

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(18 votes)   Li's Mother: Beware of water.
Sakura Avalon: Water?


Cardcaptors: The Movie (V) 2000

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(17 votes)   Batman: It's ironic, you know. She likes Bruce Wayne and she likes Superman. It's the other two guys she's not crazy about.
Superman: Too bad we can't mix-and-match.


The Batman/Superman Movie (TV) 1998

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(16 votes)   Cmndt. Dominique: We took the liberty of calling your tailor. We thought perhaps we would learn something.
Regina Lambert: Did you?
Cmndt. Dominique: Yes. Your dress is ready.


The Truth About Charlie 2002

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(15 votes)   A.M. Newscaster: In the meantime this is A.M. Today. It's 18 minutes after the hour and time for our daily feature of debate: Count/Pointercount. Once again here are John Fitzsimmons and Sheila Hamilton.
John Fitzsimmons: [alternately to Sheila and camera] Well Sheila, I guess even you and your liberal cronies have found the light at the end of love with our beloved president. The intellectuals have been much agitated and now, having gotten the presidency by exploiting the problems they themselves have manufactured, he has done his best to fuel their anxieties about him. Sheila. Will you and your pack of bleeding heart liberals never learn that expanding welfare roles only accelerate inflation and inevitably hurt most those they purport to help?
Sheila Hamilton: Why John, you old stick in the mud.
[to camera]
Sheila Hamilton: I've been listening to that horse **** of yours for months, and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass. And for good measure, sit on THIS
[flips the bird]
Sheila Hamilton: , John.


The Kentucky Fried Movie 1977

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(15 votes)   Austin: [to Jake] All I said was, I'm pretending to whisper a big secret in your ear, so Jake here thinks that I'm telling you a big secret, which will cause him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals... a big secret. Thus confirming everything I just whispered in your ear.


Not Another Teen Movie 2001

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(15 votes)   Eminem: I got mail!


2003 MTV Movie Awards (TV) 2003

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(15 votes)   Gil: Ren, are you upset?
Ren: You dump me in a pancake house, and you wonder if I'm upset?


The Even Stevens Movie (TV) 2003

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