A Case of Spring Fever

(24 votes)   Sharon: What's in the basket? Easter eggs?


Basket Case 1982

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(16 votes)   Cindy: [about her abusive husband] And you tell yourself that it was just a shove really. He didn't mean it, he loves me, so you stay.
Nancy: We all stayed.
Cindy: Until one day you realize the door you could've walked out a long time ago is nailed shut forever.


Cold Case 2003

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(16 votes)   Jeff: I don't want any of us getting sick, but you two ****in' ****ers insist on touching her, now she's bleeding all over both you guys! So you two can ****in rot, but not me, no ****in way not me!
[Jeff runs off carrying beer]


Cabin Fever 2002

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(13 votes)   Lindsey Meeks: You don't see us tangled up in the sheets with the Eiffel Tower in the background. You see the Mariners are coming in, and Pedro's pitching Friday.
Ben: No, on Saturday. Schilling's Friday.


Fever Pitch 1997

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(12 votes)   Bert: God damn it! What pancakes, you ****?


Cabin Fever 2002

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(10 votes)   Spring Tyler: When you kissed me before... well, I really didn't mind it all that much. So... before you go, will you do it again?


The Truth About Spring 1964

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(9 votes)   Sarah Hughes: So you don't get many Micky Thomas moments in real life?
Paul Ashworth: You don't a lot in football either.


Fever Pitch 1997

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(8 votes)   Tommy: You bein' sick, that's your problem. Now Dennis is sick, that's my problem. And if I get sick, that's Lucille's problem. So we gotta stop the problem. We gotta stop the problem *right* now!
[shouts]
Tommy: Fenster, rifle!


Cabin Fever 2002

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(7 votes)   [after Ashton is knocked almost unconscious by Sellers]
Tommy Tyler: You just lost your first case, son.


The Truth About Spring 1964

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(7 votes)   [Paul's doorbell is buzzing during the last minute of Liverpool v. Arsenal]
Paul Ashworth: [out a window, not really seeing who it is] Will you please, please, please, please, please just ****ing **** OFF? You have arrived during the worst sixty seconds of my life, and I really don't want to see you.
[the window slams shut. The visitor is revealed to be Sarah]
Paul Ashworth: [to Steve] Why ask? And what sort of berk would do that? You'd just about forgive an alien visitor from the planet Tharg, but even then, you'd have...
[Paul realizes what he's done and runs to the door]
Steve: Where're you going? You're mad. You might miss something.


Fever Pitch 1997

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(6 votes)   Elmyra Duff: There you are, my little bunalooloos!
Marshal Samuel Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones): [shouts] Use real words!


Tiny Toons Spring Break (TV) 1994

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(6 votes)   Tommy Tyler: I got a safe deposit box in Tampa with four thousand one hundred and sixty-seven dollars and twenty-two cents. Now if it develops today I ain't as smart as I think I am, see that she gets into some girls' school. A strict one.


The Truth About Spring 1964

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(6 votes)   Tommy Tyler: Think you can get along with Ashton without me for a while?
Spring Tyler: I'll work at it.


The Truth About Spring 1964

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(6 votes)   Tommy Tyler: Your man here's been good enough to supply me with a few odds and ends for the fish I sent over this morning.
Skelton: The price of fish seems to have gone up.


The Truth About Spring 1964

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(5 votes)   [last lines after credits]
Old Man Cadwell: Ah... word.


Cabin Fever 2002

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