A Case of Murder

(35 votes)   Mr. Stringer: What a frightful looking man.
Miss Marple: What a frightful looking dog.


Murder She Said 1961

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(24 votes)   Sharon: What's in the basket? Easter eggs?


Basket Case 1982

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(16 votes)   Cindy: [about her abusive husband] And you tell yourself that it was just a shove really. He didn't mean it, he loves me, so you stay.
Nancy: We all stayed.
Cindy: Until one day you realize the door you could've walked out a long time ago is nailed shut forever.


Cold Case 2003

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(15 votes)   Carol Lipton: I don't understand why you're not more fascinated with this! I mean, we could be living next door to a murderer, Larry.
Larry Lipton: New York is a melting pot! I'm used to it!


Manhattan Murder Mystery 1993

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(15 votes)   Dick Charleston: How lovely dear! We're in Wang's wing!


Murder by Death 1976

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(15 votes)   Dr. Quimper: You're going to live to be a hundred in spite of anything I can do.


Murder She Said 1961

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(14 votes)   Dora Charleston: Is he dead?
Sam Diamond: With a thing like that in his back, in the long run, he's better off.


Murder by Death 1976

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(14 votes)   [last lines]
Oscar Piper: ...A fella could come up and see ya some time couldn't he?
Hildegarde Withers: Why, Oscar Piper!
[Oscar laughs]
Hildegarde Withers: Why, you dreadful man! You get out of here. Go on, get out!
[He leaves the diner, laughing heartily, as Hildegarde smoothes her ruffled feathers]
Hildegarde Withers: Insulted at my age!
Bearded Diner: Better late than never, sister.
Hildegarde Withers: [haughtily] That will do.


Murder on the Blackboard 1934

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(11 votes)   Larry Lipton: My life is passing before my eyes. The worst part about it is that I'm driving a used car.


Manhattan Murder Mystery 1993

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(10 votes)   Beddoes: Oh, yes, sir, the Italian gentleman.
Hercule Poirot: Eh, does he speak English?
Beddoes: A kind of English, sir. I think he learnt it in a place called Chicago.


Murder on the Orient Express 1974

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(10 votes)   Sam Diamond: I'll be around if you need me. All you gotta do is whistle, and you know how to whistle, don't ya, baby?
Tess Skeffington: Certainly. What do you mean? I don't understand you...
Sam Diamond: All right, never mind. Forget it. You ruined it.


Murder by Death 1976

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(10 votes)   Sam Diamond: Now, if one of you gentlemen would be so kind as to give my lady friend here a glass of cheap white wine, I'm going down the hall to find the can. I talk so much sometimes, I forget to go.


Murder by Death 1976

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(10 votes)   Sidney Wang: What that?
[points to large cage in wall]
Jamesir Bensonmum: Oh, it's nothing, sir. Just the cat.
[loud barking and growling issues from cage]
Sidney Wang: That cat? You feed cat dog food?
Jamesir Bensonmum: I'm afraid it's a very angry cat, sir. Mr. Twain had it fixed, when it didn't want to be.


Murder by Death 1976

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(9 votes)   Dr. Ray Flemming: Well, what is it? Tell me!
Lt. Columbo: Well, um, somebody broke in here and tried to kill her.
Dr. Ray Flemming: [Flemming feigns shock for a moment when the words register] Tried to kill her?
Lt. Columbo: That's right, Doctor. She's lucky she's still alive.
Dr. Ray Flemming: [feigning relief] She's still alive! Well, where is she now? Is she conscious? Has she been able to say anything?
Lt. Columbo: Well, I'm afraid not. She's been in a coma.
Dr. Ray Flemming: Well, what's her condition right now? Oh, come on, I must know the truth!
Lt. Columbo: It's not very good, Doctor. We only hope she comes to long enough to be able to talk to us.


Prescription: Murder (TV) 1968

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(9 votes)   Larry Lipton: Meanwhile, I can't get that Flying Dutchman theme out of my head. Remind me tomorrow to buy up all the Wagner records in town and rent a chainsaw.


Manhattan Murder Mystery 1993

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