A Broken Life

(41 votes)   Anthony John: How's the chicken cacciatore?
Pat Kroll: It's your stomach.


A Double Life 1947

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(24 votes)   Ann: I said thanks, okay? So just drop it.
Ann's Mother: I don't need your thanks.
Ann: Then I'll take them back.


My Life Without Me 2003

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(21 votes)   Flik: [has just realized the warrior bugs are from the circus] Your Highness! The warriors have called a secret meeting to make plans for circus - *circumventing* the oncoming horde, so we can trapeze - *trap them* with ease!
Princess Atta: Shouldn't I go too?
Flik: No! Ha ha ha ha! They're keeping it on the DMZ, got to go ASAP, strictly BYOB. Bye!


A Bugs Life 1998

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(20 votes)   Tootie Ramsey: There's going to be trouuubbbllleee!
Natalie Green: Make that douuubbbblllleeee!


The Facts of Life 1979

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(19 votes)   Angie Vega: I'll have coffee.
Galaxy Waiter: [laughs] Coffee?
Angie Vega: Yeah, coffee, it comes from beans, ever heard of it?


Life with Mikey 1993

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(19 votes)   Hopper: First rule of leadership: everything is your fault


A Bugs Life 1998

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(19 votes)   Pooja Khanna: We were not like you: saying Hi in the morning - drinking tea together in the afternoon - getting engaged by the evening!
Vikram Khanna: For six months you caught glimpses of each other through a window - after a year, Hello, how are you? Good weather we're having! and making a plan to look in each other's eyes. Then when you were ready to talk about love you found out that the girl's parents had fixed her marriage to someone else and the poor lover boy was left in the lurch!


Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life 1976

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(17 votes)   Jeff's Boss: You know, I'm a movie buff myself, I ****ing LOVE Orson Welles!


Double Dip or: How Four Discs of Pearl Harbor Ruined My Life 2005

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(17 votes)   Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt: [To Charlie Brown, about his registration form] Hey Chuck. Give us a hint. What did you write?
Charlie Brown: Well, I'm not quite sure. It's kind of personal, you know.
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt: [Chucks Chuck playfully in the arm] Oh come on Chuck. We're close friends you know.
Charlie Brown: [Thinks for a second] Well, okay.
[Reads from his paper]
Charlie Brown: I decided to come to camp, because I've never been much of a person. I thought maybe coming to camp would help me grow up, and maybe make me into a leader. I could use leadership qualities.
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt: You could say that again, Chuck. You couldn't lead a dog on a leash.


Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown 1977

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(16 votes)   Charlemagne: Sometimes I wonder if the fornicating I'm getting is worth the fornicating I'm getting.


Pippin: His Life and Times (TV) 1981

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(15 votes)   Angela: When someone compliments your parents, there's like nothing to say. It's like a stun gun to your brain.


My So-Called Life 1994

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(14 votes)   Angela: People are always saying you should be yourself, like yourself is this definite thing, like a toaster. Like you know what it is even. But every so often I'll have, like, a moment, where just being myself in my life right where I am is, like, enough.


My So-Called Life 1994

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(14 votes)   Ed Bighead: Rocko, what're you doing?
Rocko: [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey.


Rockos Modern Life 1993

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(14 votes)   Lara Croft: Something wrong?
Gus Petraki: First, Alexander doesn't record the temple's location. Then God wipes it from the earth with a volcano. Now even the currents change. Lara, maybe this temple's not meant to be found.
Lara Croft: Everything lost is meant to be found. Don't worry.


Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life 2003

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(14 votes)   Rayanne: You wanna have sex with him.
Angela: Who?
Rayanne: Who. Jordan. Catalano. Come on, I'm not gonna tell anyone, just admit it.
Angela: I just like how he's always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great. Well, either sex or a conversation. Ideally both.


My So-Called Life 1994

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