A Broadway Romeo

(22 votes)   Jimmy Clayton: You call this hospitality? I'll take it up with Emily Post!


Little Miss Broadway 1938

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(19 votes)   Juliet: Yea noise. Then Ill be brief. Oh, happy dagger, this is thy sheath; there rust and let me die.


Romeo and Juliet 1936

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(18 votes)   Robin Williams: You must look at it from a historical perspective, though. He's George the second, the boy king, a man we thought could only lose, but somehow won because of confused Hebrews.


Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (TV) 2002

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(16 votes)   Kaye Ballard: By the time I went back to do Pirates of Penzance in 1982, it was a joke! It was like Nurse Rached - this person's out, that person's out...


Broadway: The Golden Age, by the Legends Who Were There 2003

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(14 votes)   David Shayne: I studied playrighting with every teacher, I read every book...
Cheech: Let me tell you somethin' about teachers. I hate teachers. Those blue-haired *****es used to whack us with rulers. Forget teachers.


Bullets Over Broadway 1994

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(14 votes)   Han Sing: Dim Sum good. You call again. Dim Sum all time. Thanks.


Romeo Must Die 2000

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(14 votes)   Lewis Black: Lactose intolerant milk? Kiss my dick! If you're lactose intolerant you can't drink milk. So what's in the ****ing carton? Get it out of there, get it away from my milk. It is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself.


Lewis Black: Black on Broadway (TV) 2004

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(12 votes)   Mona Demarkov: I don't want you to kill him, I just want you to bury him. If he dies in the process, that's his problem.


Romeo Is Bleeding 1993

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(12 votes)   Robin Williams: [on Coco the Gorrila being attracted to him] Part of me went could be fun. Make a great story for a bar. I had a wild night in Vegas Yeah, well I banged a gorrila!
[pause]
Robin Williams: where ya goin'?


Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (TV) 2002

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(12 votes)   Trish: So Ahkbar, tell me, is it true what they say about Hong Kong?
Han Sing: What's that?
Trish: You know, all you guys do Kung Fu.
Han Sing: Of course. State law.


Romeo Must Die 2000

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(10 votes)   Robin Williams: [about Botox] Look, I don't have any wrinkles. You also have no expression.


Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (TV) 2002

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(9 votes)   Romeo: Did I defy you, stars!


Romeo + Juliet 1996

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(9 votes)   Tybalt: Peace? Peace. I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.


Romeo + Juliet 1996

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(8 votes)   Anchorwoman: A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for sorrow will not show his head. Go hence and have more talk of these sad things. Some shall be pardoned, and some punished. For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.


Romeo + Juliet 1996

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(8 votes)   Benvolio: By my head, here come the Capulets!
Mercutio: By my heel, I care not.


Romeo + Juliet 1996

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