A Bird in the Head

(10 votes)   Tylette: I know we've never been friends, but now we've got to work together. We can't allow the children to go through with this.
Tylo: Why not? Why can't we?
Tylette: Don't you see? We're free now! If they succeed and find the blue bird, we'll have to go back to what we were. Animals! Dumb slaves to man!
Tylo: That's the way I like it! Man is the master, and we must obey him.
Tylette: I always knew you were a fool.
Tylo: If they want to look for a blue bird or a pink owl, I'm gonna help them!


The Blue Bird 1940

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(28 votes)   Beavis: This sucks. It's all hot and stuff.
Butt-head: This desert is stupid. They should put a drinking fountain out here.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Or like a 7-11, or something.


Beavis and Butt-Head Do America 1996

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(24 votes)   Alexandra Del Lago: Did we spend the night together?
Chance Wayne: Oy, yes, ma'am. But I did not molest you.


Sweet Bird of Youth 1962

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(23 votes)   Little Girl: Look! Live children!
Tyltyl: Why do they call us live children?
Mytyl: I don't know.
Young Lad: You're live children, aren't you?
Mytyl: Well, of course we're alive. Aren't you alive?
Young Lad: Not yet. We're waiting to be born.
Little Girl: Look how funny they dress.
Mytyl: I was thinking the same thing about you.
Little Girl: What are those things on your feet?
Mytyl: They're my shoes. They're for protecting your feet from thorns and stones and the cold.
Young Lad: It's all very confusing, but I expect we'll understand it when we're born.
Mytyl: Why don't you get born?
Young Lad: We will, but we have to wait our turn. Is it nice on Earth?
Tyltyl: Yeah, it's all right.
Mytyl: It's beautiful!


The Blue Bird 1940

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(21 votes)   Bennie: Listen. The church cuts off the feet, fingers, any other goddamn thing from the saints, don't they? Well, what the hell? Alfredo's our saint. He's the saint of our money, and I'm gonna borrow a piece of him.


Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia 1974

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(20 votes)   Charles P. 'Charlie' Moore: [as other girls approch Eric about Peer Counseling while talking to him and Simone] What's Happening Eric?
Eric Mardian: Oh, It's peer counseling Mr. Moore. I didn't know that there are a lot of needy girls out there.
Simone Foster: [alarmed by Eric's Peer Counseling schedule] Eric, do you still want to go out with me Saturday Night? Maybe you'll be too busy Helping the needy.
Eric Mardian: Simone, I'm like a Doctor. I'm doing some very important work here.
Charles P. 'Charlie' Moore: Someone should phone the Nobel Prize committee.


Head of the Class 1986

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(18 votes)   Boss Finley: A lot of folks say they like what I did but they don't like the way I did it.


Sweet Bird of Youth 1962

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(17 votes)   Heddy: Herman, aren't you afraid to be here alone?
Herman: No, not any more. Now that I have Little Herman here.
[Pulls out a gun]
Louise: Is that a real gun?
Herman: Yeah!
Louise: I can't believe you own a gun!
Heddy: I can't believe you call it Little Herman.


Hermans Head 1991

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(17 votes)   Prisoner #1: Which one-a you's gonna be my *****?
Butt-head: Uhhh... Beavis is.
Beavis: Heh heh mh heh... Yeah. Uhhh, what does that mean?
Prisoner #2: You don't wanna know, Sweet Cheeks.


Beavis and Butt-Head in Virtual Stupidity (VG) 1995

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(16 votes)   Pete Helmes: In the old days, I'd have had that son of a ***** in cement and thrown into the river faster than you can say Henry Ford!
Scott Dantley: Unfortunately, these are the post-Watergate 1980s.
Pete Helmes: Well, then shoot him!
Scott Dantley: Killing Jack Issel isn't a wise idea, sir.
Pete Helmes: I'm one of the most powerful men in this world, and if I can't have someone shot, then what the hell does it mean to have power anymore?


Head Office 1985

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(14 votes)   Bennie: I've been no place I wanna go back to, that's for damn sure.


Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia 1974

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(13 votes)   Laurie Payne: I love you, but you can't come back.


Head Cases 2005

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(12 votes)   Emperor Zombie: There's only one way to truly know everything you know.
Professor Fruen: Ask politely?
Emperor Zombie: I'm going... to smoke you.


The Amazing Screw-On Head (TV) 2006

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(11 votes)   Marianne Graves: Feels familiar doesn't it?
Rick Jarmin: I thought you didn't remember.


Bird on a Wire 1990

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(10 votes)   Mrs Ace: [patronizing Micky] Are you still paying tribute to Ringo Starr?
Mickey Dolenz: Would you like a pinch in the mouth?
Mrs Ace: I'll think about it.
Mickey Dolenz: Don't hurt yourself.


Head 1968

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