A Big Hand for the Little Lady

(41 votes)   Angel: The Junkyard Dogs aren't much of a family, but what choice do I have?
Scamp: Well, what more do you need? As a Junkyard Dog, you can stay up late, or dig, or-
Angel: Run.
Scamp: Yeah, or play or dig or-
Angel: [A bright light begins to shine on the two] *Run*
Scamp: Right, or chase squirrels-
Angel: [A train can be heard approaching. It is very close] No, I mean *run*!


Lady and the Tramp II: Scamps Adventure (V) 2001

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(40 votes)   [Claire Bartel is having an asthma attack]
Peyton Flanders: Something the matter, Claire?
[whispers]
Peyton Flanders: When your husband makes love to you, it's MY face he sees. When your baby's hungry, it's MY breast that feeds him. Look at you! When push comes to shove... you can't even breathe!


The Hand That Rocks the Cradle 1992

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(37 votes)   Dr. Richard Caleb, Psychiatrist: You know you need relaxing, lots of relaxing, I can hear your nerves snapping like rubber bands.


Dishonored Lady 1947

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(33 votes)   Warren Haggerty: Gladys, do you want me to kill myself?
Gladys: Did you change your insurance?


Libeled Lady 1936

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(21 votes)   Mrs. Bubchik: He's
[Mr. Bubchik]
Mrs. Bubchik: probably looking in the mirror. He has this growth on his ass! Don't tell him I told ya.


Lady in the Water 2006

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(17 votes)   Jack Holden: [pretending to be a vicar marrying Edward and Sylvia] If there be anyone who knows why this lovely couple should not be joined in holy matrimony? You might as well lay it out on the table right now... Anyone? Anyone?
Edward Hargreave: I think it's safe to continue!
Jack Holden: Oh is that your hand back there? One, two, three, four, FIFTH from the left! Oh, I'm sorry! That's your hat!
Edward Hargreave: Can we get on with it!
Jack Holden: Where are they getting these hats from? Just think a piece of millinery almost kept you from getting married.


3 Men and a Little Lady 1990

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(15 votes)   Long Haired Smoker: Baby's on the half tip!


Lady in the Water 2006

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(14 votes)   Gladys: The things I do for that newspaper!


Libeled Lady 1936

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(12 votes)   Dr. Richard Caleb, Psychiatrist: Falling in love doesn't cure everything overnight.


Dishonored Lady 1947

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(12 votes)   Gilbert Osmond: You don't lose your temper, you find it.


The Portrait of a Lady 1996

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(11 votes)   King Louis XV: Hey! Men don't kiss men!
Dauphin: They do in France, Pop.


Du Barry Was a Lady 1943

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(11 votes)   Madeleine Damien: The whole truth about the human soul is a complicated proposition.


Dishonored Lady 1947

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(9 votes)   Isabel Archer: My cousin. He's dying. I must go to him.
Gilbert Osmond: Your cousin was dying when we married. He'll outlive us all.


The Portrait of a Lady 1996

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(9 votes)   Jack Holden: [arrives to Mary's school interview in a vampire costume] I'm doing a commercial for margarine. I'm Count Cholesterol.


3 Men and a Little Lady 1990

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(9 votes)   Peter Mitchell: [pointing to a set of armor] How do you take a leak in one of these things?
Barrow, Edward's Butler: Carefully, very carefully.


3 Men and a Little Lady 1990

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