Computers

(217 votes)   A computer is fast and accurate, but it also is completely literal. It doesn't know enough to correct your simplest mistakes; it takes everything you enter exactly as you entered it, and not as you meant it!

Peter Aitken

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(205 votes)   Control over computing belongs with users.

Brandt Allen
American Academic

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(198 votes)   The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway.

Bernard Avishai

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(186 votes)   Sex is like computers you can only talk to a select few about it

Anonymous
Computer Nerd

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(177 votes)   Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers.

Anonymous

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(177 votes)   One of the most feared expressions in modern times is ''The computer is down''

Norman Augustine
American Business Executive, CEO of Martin Marietta

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(160 votes)   There will still be things that machines cannot do. They will not produce great art or great literature or great philosophy; they will not be able to discover the secret springs of happiness in the human heart; they will know nothing of love and friendship.

Bertrand Russell
1872-1970, British Philosopher, Mathematician, Essayist

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(127 votes)   Computers will never replace good old-fashioned human stupidity.

Anonymous

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(124 votes)   Multi-tasking - Screwing everything up simultaneously.

Anonymous

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(122 votes)   Technology is ted by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.

Anonymous

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(113 votes)   If at first it doesn't work, REBOOT!

Anonymous

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(109 votes)   I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Thomas J. Watson
18?-1956, American Businessman, Founder of IBM

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(106 votes)   Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we do not experience it.

Anonymous

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(106 votes)   The manual says to insert disk three, but only two will fit.

Anonymous

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(92 votes)   To create a new standard it takes something that's not just a little bit different. It takes something that's really new and really captures people's imagination. And the Macintosh, of all the machines I've ever seen, is the only one that meets that standard.

Bill Gates

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