Birthday

(38 votes)   A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.

R. C. Ferguson

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(71 votes)   A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomach ache.

James Russell Lowell

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(62 votes)   A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.

Robert Benchley

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(38 votes)   A man over ninety is a great comfort to all his elderly neighbors: he is a picket-guard at the extreme outpost; and the young folks of sixty and seventy feel that the enemy must get by him before he can come near their camp.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

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(45 votes)   A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.

Unknown

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(354 votes)   Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

Daniel Francois Esprit Auber

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(36 votes)   Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade

Unknown

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(45 votes)   At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.

John Andrew Holmes

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(43 votes)   At seventy-seven it is time to be earnest.

Samuel Johnson

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(259 votes)   At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at the approach of old age my real youth will begin. My soul was born covered with wrinkles-wrinkles that my ancestors and parents most assiduously put there and that I had the greatest trouble removing.

Andre Gide

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(138 votes)   Birth may be a matter of a moment, but it is a unique one.

Frederick Leboyer

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(62 votes)   Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Reverend Larry Lorenzoni

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(42 votes)   Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

Unknown

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(144 votes)   Born on Monday, Fair in face; Born on Tuesday, Full of God's grace; Born on Wednesday, Sour and sad; Born on Thursday, Merry and glad; Born on Friday, Worthily given; Born on Saturday, Work hard for your living; Born on Sunday, You will never know want.

Anonymous

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(44 votes)   Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.

Goethe

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