Sarah Silverman

(34 votes)   And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

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(31 votes)   And then in my senior year of high school, I tried to go on at local nightclubs in New Hampshire, or I'd go on at school assemblies.

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(206 votes)   But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

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(31 votes)   By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

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(497 votes)   Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a (expletive) dream, too.

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(373 votes)   I always want to laugh at the sad stuff. You don't need to laugh at the other stuff. I'm not numb to these things. I still go into really dark periods about Sept. 11. I think it's kind of like bullies. Bullies are just scared and thin-skinned, so they have to become bullies as a kind of survival tactic. I think comics are that way, too.

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(183 votes)   I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

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(30 votes)   I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

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(217 votes)   I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

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(29 votes)   I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

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(26 votes)   I really think everything is fair game.

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(361 votes)   I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

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(334 votes)   I think that's always how it's been, ... I certainly didn't invent it. Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?

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(449 votes)   I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.

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(424 votes)   I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

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