Robin Williams

(87 votes)   Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

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(72 votes)   Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...

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(255 votes)   Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress]
I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets.

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(238 votes)   But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be.

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(151 votes)   Carpe per diem - seize the check.

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(216 votes)   Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

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(150 votes)   Comedy is acting out optimism.

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(34 votes)   Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

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(71 votes)   Death is nature's way of saying, Your table's ready.

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1952-, American Actor, Comedian

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(207 votes)   Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

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(27 votes)   Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

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(134 votes)   God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

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(29 votes)   Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

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(49 votes)   I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

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(184 votes)   I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

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