Oscar Levant

(228 votes)   An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.

Oscar Levant
1906-1972, American Pianist, Actor

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(84 votes)   Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. [On Dwight D. Eisenhower]

Oscar Levant
1906-1972, American Pianist, Actor

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(83 votes)   It's not what your are, it's what you don't become that hurts.

Oscar Levant
1906-1972, American Pianist, Actor

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(23 votes)   A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

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(23 votes)   I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

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(23 votes)   I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

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(22 votes)   Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

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(22 votes)   Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

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(20 votes)   I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

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(20 votes)   I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

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(19 votes)   Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

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(19 votes)   I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.

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(19 votes)   There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

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(18 votes)   I am no more humble than my talents require.

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(16 votes)   Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

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