Laurence J. Peter

(18 votes)   If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Laurence J. Peter
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(17 votes)   You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

Laurence J. Peter
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(241 votes)   Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.

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(194 votes)   Men now monopolize the upper levels… depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

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(127 votes)   You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

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(125 votes)   You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

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(104 votes)   Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

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(87 votes)   Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

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(85 votes)   Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

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(84 votes)   Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents shortcomings.

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(78 votes)   Don't believe in miracles -- depend on them.

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(70 votes)   Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.

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(69 votes)   The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

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(65 votes)   Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

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(65 votes)   Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

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