Helen Rowland

(23 votes)   Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

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(15 votes)   The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

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(11 votes)   After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

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(11 votes)   And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

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(9 votes)   The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

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(264 votes)   Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want her.

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1875-1950, American Journalist

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(248 votes)   To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is ''misunderstood'' or that he is ''different''; none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more that merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.

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(123 votes)   No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a ''Master of Arts'' and a ''Doctor of Philosophy'' after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

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(121 votes)   A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.

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1875-1950, American Journalist

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(94 votes)   Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.

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(88 votes)   Call the bald man, ''Boy;'' make the sage thy toy; greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his grace.

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(85 votes)   Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

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(82 votes)   Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

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(67 votes)   Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

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(24 votes)   Variety is the spice of love.

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