Dorothy Parker

(1296 votes)   The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe.

Dorothy Rothschild Parker

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(546 votes)   Hell's afloat in lover's tears.

Dorothy Rothschild Parker

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(315 votes)   I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. -

Dorothy Parker

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(304 votes)   Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

Dorothy Parker
1893-1967, American Humorous Writer

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(303 votes)   Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania.

Dorothy Rothschild Parker

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(287 votes)   I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.

Dorothy Parker
1893-1967, American Humorous Writer

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(280 votes)   All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me.

Dorothy Parker
1893-1967, American Humorous Writer

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(254 votes)   I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.

Dorothy Parker
1893-1967, American Humorous Writer

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(209 votes)   Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.

Dorothy Parker
1893-1967, American Humorous Writer

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(191 votes)   Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Dorothy Parker
1893-1967, American Humorous Writer

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(182 votes)   Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.

Dorothy Parker
1893-1967, American Humorous Writer

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(174 votes)   Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.

Dorothy Parker
1893-1967, American Humorous Writer

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(168 votes)   He [Robert Benchley] and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.

Dorothy Parker
1893-1967, American Humorous Writer

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(168 votes)   There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

Dorothy Parker
1893-1967, American Humorous Writer

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(155 votes)   Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.

Dorothy Parker
1893-1967, American Humorous Writer

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