Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

(94 votes)   Lucy Bobby: So how was your day driving with you father?
Ricky Bobby: Well let's see. I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn dick about driving. Other than that, it was great.


Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 2006

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(91 votes)   Ricky Bobby: I get emotional. You guys are workin' so hard, and I'm just so proud of you. You remind me of me, precocious and full of wonderment.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I tell you what, Ricky, you are truly blessed. These two are two in a million, just like Carley's ta-tas. You won't find another rack like that, I guarantee it.
Carley Bobby: Thank you, Cal.
Walker: That's real sweet of you, Cal.
Ricky Bobby: Cal, that's a real nice sentiment. That's about one of the nicest things you ever said.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Well, I mean it.
Carley Bobby: Stop it, gonna make me cry.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Comes from the heart.


Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 2006

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(81 votes)   Cal Naughton, Jr.: Abracadabra homes


Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 2006

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(22 votes)   Pursy Will: Everyone knows that books are better than life! That's why they're books!


A Love Song for Bobby Long 2004

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(22 votes)   Reese Bobby: [First lines in the movie and Reese is speeding] Guess how fast were going now.
Lucy Bobby: [screams] I don't care, I'm having a baby!
Reese Bobby: Hundred and five miles an hour, you believe that?


Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 2006

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(15 votes)   Ricky Bobby: Hi. I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.


Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 2006

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(12 votes)   [in a scene from Brock Landers: Angels Live In My Town]
Dirk: [as Brock] You still hungry?
Jessie St. Vincent: Starving.
[unzipping his pants]
Dirk: [as Brock] Then feast on that.


Boogie Nights 1997

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(9 votes)   Dirk: I wanna ****. It's my ****ing big dick. Who wants to ****?


Boogie Nights 1997

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(9 votes)   Jack Horner: Before you turn around, you've spent maybe 20, 25, 30 thousand dollars on a movie.


Boogie Nights 1997

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(8 votes)   Josh Waitzkin: [talking to a friend on the phone] I'm playing chess with my dad.
[pause]
Josh Waitzkin: Chess. It's a game, like Monopoly.


Searching for Bobby Fischer 1993

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(7 votes)   Quinn Harris: You deserve someone... fresher.
Robin Monroe: Isn't that up to me to decide?
Quinn Harris: Let's be reasonable about this. You're not gonna come down here and be my co-pilot and I'm not gonna go to New York and be your receptionist. Let's not complicate things.
Robin Monroe: Oh, I forgot, you like things simple.
Quinn Harris: Yeah.


Six Days Seven Nights 1998

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(7 votes)   Reverend Joshua Sloan: Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord.
Cable Hogue: Well, that's fair enough with me... just as long as he don't take too long and I can watch.


The Ballad of Cable Hogue 1970

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(6 votes)   Buck Swope: You're not being fair. This isn't fair.
Bank Worker: This financial institution cannot endorse pornography.
Buck Swope: Stop saying pornography. Why are you doing this to me? I am an actor. I am an actor.


Boogie Nights 1997

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(6 votes)   Robin: [after using their only flare and hitting a palm tree with it] Oh no! Oh uh oh! Oh nuts!
Quinn Harris: [waking up still partly drunk] What the...? What the hell did you do? You wasted our only god damned flare to shoot a god damned palm tree?
Robin: I wouldn't have shot the god damned tree if you hadn't rolled into me. I was trying to signal the god damned plane.
Quinn Harris: What god damned plane?
Robin: [points to a commercial airliner in the sky] That god damned plane.
Quinn Harris: That god damned plane? That's a commercial airliner! It's 5 miles high going six hundred miles an hour. They wouldn't see a nuclear explosion if they were looking for it, much less a flare!
Robin: How the hell was I supposed to know that? If you hadn't drunken yourself into a coma maybe you could have told me that.
Quinn Harris: You know what you've done? You know what you've done? You've taken our one good chance of being found and pissed it away!
Robin: Don't you dare blame this on me. If you were half a pilot, we WOULDN'T BE ON THIS ISLAND!
Quinn Harris: I am the best god damned pilot you'll ever meet!
Robin: Hah! I've flown with you twice, you've crashed half the time.
Robin: [Walks away, leaving Quinn confused at her logic, does a double take] And there is nothing wrong with my tits!


Six Days Seven Nights 1998

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(6 votes)   [Max is almost run over leaving a French Supermarket with a trolley full of alcohol]
Max: Hey. Le Beer. Le Dickhead. Watch it son.


Phoenix Nights 2001

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