Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

(44 votes)   Host: [to Spanish customer who cusses at him as she walks out] I know Spanish too, Punta!


Mind of Mencia 2005

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(19 votes)   Dwayne: Divorce? Bankrupt? Suicide? You ****ing losers!


Little Miss Sunshine 2006

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(19 votes)   Dwayne: [written on piece of paper showing it to Frank] Welcome to hell.


Little Miss Sunshine 2006

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(16 votes)   Miss Courtney: [Sid is drunk] You reek of drink!
Sid: Sorry?
Miss Courtney: Drink!
Sid: If you insist!


Mind Your Language 1977

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(15 votes)   Frank: [recounting his unrequited love for his student] But he went and fell in love with a colleague of mine; Larry Sugarman, the number 2 expert on Marcel Proust in America.
Richard: Who's number 1?
Frank: That would be me, Rich.


Little Miss Sunshine 2006

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(14 votes)   Frank: [reading what Dwayne is writing on his notepad] But. I. Am. Not. Going. To. Have. Any. Fun.
Frank: Yeah, we're all with ya on that one, Dwayne.


Little Miss Sunshine 2006

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(12 votes)   Clementine: [Clementine has dyed her hair orange] You like? To match my sweatshirt, exactly.
Joel: Ahaaahhhhh! Ohhhhhh! I like it!
Clementine: You do?
Joel: You look like a tangerine!
Clementine: Hmmm, Clementine the tangerine.
Joel: Juicy... 'n seedless.
Clementine: I like that.


Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

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(12 votes)   Grandpa: So are you gettin' any?
Dwayne: [shakes his head no]
Grandpa: Christ! what are you? 15? You gotta be gettin' that young stuff!


Little Miss Sunshine 2006

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(11 votes)   Toadsworth: I am most concerned with the well-being of the Princess in this dreadful heat.


Super Mario Sunshine (VG) 2002

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(10 votes)   Joel: He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things. He stole a pair of her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.


Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

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(10 votes)   Joel: I love being bathed in the sink - such a feeling of security.
Clementine: I've never seen you happier, baby Joel.


Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

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(10 votes)   Peter Boyle: [reading Carlos' hate mail] Dear Carlos, I have seen you perform 27 more times than any other comedian. I brought my parents, my wife, and my brother, and I honestly have to say... your act sucks! I too am a latino, and I find your stereotyping of our race disgusting. I'm as liberal as the next guy, but I just can't stand you California queers! The one thing that lets me sleep is knowing you'll never end up on TV... maybe basic cable. Carlos Mencia, your a racist spic! GO FU*K YOURSELF! Sincerely, Michael Hernandez.


Mind of Mencia 2005

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(9 votes)   Frank: No one gets left behind! No one gets left behind! Outstanding soldier!
[saluting Dwayne]
Frank: Outstanding!


Little Miss Sunshine 2006

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(9 votes)   Ranjeet Singh: If at first, you are not succeeding, try try!
Jeremy Brown: [corrects Ranjeet] Again.
Ranjeet Singh: If at first, you are...


Mind Your Language 1977

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(8 votes)   Dr. Edward Roivas: It is finally over, my dear. The Ancient's plans are finished for now at least. You have proved to be an incredibly courageous young woman. Your mother and father would have proud of you, just as I am. I'm sorry it had to be like this. It's not quite the inheritance I had in mind for you, but there was so little time, and so much to do... Goodbye, Alex. I will miss you...
Ms. Alexandra Roivas: Where emptiness had been, new knowledge now seeped inside. Something happened then... I realized I was not the only one, that there were many others like me. In other places, other universes, fighting the same fight, all to serve the needs of the Great Ancient, and to have my world spared from Eternal Darkness.


Eternal Darkness: Sanitys Requiem (VG) 2002

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